What do Chinese people do in the Bay Area? — 1: The Three Banalities

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“The Three Banalities of Bay Area” (wānqū sān sú)

We love to mock about the lack of activities. There are so few Chinese-friendly options that we made a list of banal recreations:

  • Hiking. ⛰ No. The staircases don’t count.
  • Werewolf / Mafia, or board games in general. 🐺 Often found in the break rooms in your company.
  • U-picks. 🍒 Cherries, strawberries, …
  • Clamming. 🦀 We are talking about digging geoducks, trapping crabs, and cleaning the sand out from your crocs.
  • Skiiing / snowboarding. 🏂 For some, a trip to Tahoe is the only occasion they travel outside of California.

Hiking

Let’s start with hiking. Mission Peak is everybody’s favorite. But what’s the big deal with climbing that pole?

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Board Games and “Script Kills”

The runner-up are the board games, which needs no further introduction. Instead, I want to talk about an recent trend here: Script Kills (a.k.a., “murder mystery”, “killing scripts”, “jùběn shā”).

A typical Script Kill session. It can last for 6 hours.

U-pick Farms

We Chinese people brag about our agricultural skills: We plant stuff everywhere:

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  • What lives on a branch and has 6 letters, beginning with “c” and has 2 repeating letters in the middle? A commit.
  • What’s the command for selectively duplicating a commit from a branch to the HEAD? Git cherry-pick.
  • Where do you put your cherries after removing them from the branch? A bucket — BitBucket.

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